How can you move across and down the periodic table?

I have to do this game board project and my board is going to be the periodic table. Each element is a different space. I need ideas for how to move up spaces on the note cards. For example, one might be your atomic mass increased, move up 2 elements.How can you move across and down the periodic table?
1...You are radioactive and split into two elements, roll a dice to see which element you became. 1-3 = smaller mass element 4-6 for the larger mass element. Both are going to be less mass than the original element or space so they are going to be angry! Also these elements that are radioactive are usually humongous ones so its near the finish point. It brings out the anxiousness to finishing the game.



2....You obtain noble gas configuration (move to the nearest noble gas) however due to your stability you lose 2 turns before reacting into a new element.



3...You are zapped with ultra-high-energy cosmic rays and lose mass....move back x spaces.



4...You are chilled to 0K or -273掳C and you cannot move. Lose X turns.



5...You steal electrons to imitate the next noble gas configuration (like Halogens). Move to the next noble gas.How can you move across and down the periodic table?
changes in atomic radius, ionization energy and electronegativity will all fit this parameter

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